To: Damn Twin
WTF YOU'RE SCARING ME.
ps, just for that Mom isn't going to give it to you until you're hooked up to monitors.
pps, I am basically the most awesome person ever.
I will KILL YOU later, promise. Also, we need a BORDER COLLIE SENSES TINGLING icon. Because yes. Also, this conversation is making me feel like we're back on the domain blogs. WTF.
Dearest Darlingest Twin,
You're probably right. However, I am still the most awesome person in the universe.
The older, prettier, smarter one of us.
(this makes more sense if you have vampireborg friended, sorry.)
Dear Other Half of My Egg,
Given what I'm going into the hospital for, the 'older' bit may not be so true, and as for the rest of it? You should see your twin.♥
But you're still dead.
the stronger faster smrrter one
Our mother says that had I not been born first I would have been born dead.
Since you are NOT writing angsty emo entries about Missing Twin Syndrome, we may logically conclude that I am still the older one.
the still older, smarter, more cunning one
the cute, smart, deterimed one
(NOTE: ref my form of epilepsy, which is common with birth drama; whichever of us was out first came out BLUE. Likely Meg, but we'll never know, basically. :D)